You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
im drinking this country out of the recession.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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