i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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