I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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