Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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