I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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