i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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