idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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