check it out our google latitudes are spooning
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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