Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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