no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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