is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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