found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
