Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
