Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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