So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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