You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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