I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Randomize
