His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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