Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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