Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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