i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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