playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
