Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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