you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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