I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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