Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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