ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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