Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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