so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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