How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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