Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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