Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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