We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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