i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Two words: nipple clamps
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