So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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