I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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