I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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