At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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