Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
