Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The power of my boobs compel you
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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