If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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