If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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