A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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