I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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