They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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