he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
