do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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