If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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