Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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