D3 body, D1 cock
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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