these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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