I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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