shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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